Came across this article on ways you’re being unfaithful that featured this lovely paragraph:
Being faithful to your spouse means giving yourself over to him or her to enjoy the intimate side of your marriage. To withhold sexual intimacy from your spouse if not doing your part in keeping your marriage strong and fulfilling. It creates sorrow and even suspicion. Being a faithful spouse means doing your part to make it a beautiful relationship in all aspects.
I made a cheese plate with prosciutto and I’m drankin a craft cider…… WHO AM I? WHO AM I PRETENDING TO BE?
Just kidding, I actually love all of these things… but for lack of sounding like a doucher, I will only tell you, Tumblr.